>>> HERE are 3 short examples:
The perfect driver?
Miss Demeanour arrived by taxi at her destination. The irate taxi driver turned to her and said: “There’ll be no charge, lady; you did most of the driving.”
The perfect writer?
Miss Understood sent a number of articles to a celebrated newspaper columnist, asking his advice as to the best channel for marketing her writings.
The articles came back with this response:
“The one channel I can recommend as the greatest outlet for articles of this type is the English channel.”
The perfect secretary?
Miss Guided – a doctor’s secretary – was perplexed by an entry in the doctor’s notes on an emergency case: “Shot in the lumbar region.” After a moment she brightened up and, in the interest of plainness, typed into the record: “Shot in the woods.”
QUESTION: Which “Miss” might you be?